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"........Moby........" - Sean

".........anime......." - Sean

"Spread 'em, Tiger Bear." - Big Dave

"(whisper) Bob.......have sex with him." - Sloan

"...hafsexwidemBOP!" - Tim and Sloan

" I'd do her." - GSF seal of approval

"Penis-face!" - Sloan

"It would be cool if she cried or if she made this noise *aeeeiiii....eeeeegggh.....ooowwwww*" - Jayson

"...um...can I borrow some money?" - Sloan

"That's gangsta!" - GSF

"Rick is a weiner." - Tim

" Hey MAN." - Rick's annoying West Point friend

" Penis Penis Penis!!" - GSF

" my voluptuous penis" - Nick

" (insert babble here)" - Dr. Sean

"....nutrition....." - Medium

"What are you fucking kidding me?!" - Tim

"...mmmmmmm...nice and thick" - Big Dave

"Cheeeeeeeeese!" - Medium

"Guys, am I cool? Guys?" - Rick

"It's so emotional." - Bob

"GAAASS!" - Medium before he passes gas in Sloan's car.

"AUGH!" - Ben Becker

"Aw....ah...oh" - Brent

"I know what it's like to be in love....." - James

"*brrrrrrrrrrb*" - Bass created by Sean's hind-quarters.

"Dude that gave me a serious chub." - Jayson

"I'd beat his ass Morales style." - Jayson

"What da biz?" or "What da biz iz?" or "What da bi-itch?" or "What da biz-nitch?" - Jayson

"(female name) is hot as fuck!" - Big Dave

"Fuck ya'll!" or "Fuck all of ya'll!" - Medium whenever he gets overly sensitive.

"I like it! I like it! I like it! Yeah! Rock! I like it! I liked it!" - Bob

"Hey hey!" - Bob

"Geez Bob we're sorry! No need to rage on us." - Tim and Sloan

"I have a girlfriend who will be here in one hour but that's not stopping me from cheating on her with some butter." - Bob

"Geez what's wrong with you guys?! Are you gay?! Look at the butter! I'm the one pointing it all out to you!" - Bob

"Whoa! Whooaaahhh!" - Emo from Tim and Sloan

"Die Mothah buttas!" - Sean starting the Great Fireworks War of 99

"Peckerhead!" - Nick

"I think they sped this film up" - Med

"Hey, thats my dad's caulk" - Med Dave (say it out loud to get the full effect)

"It's like a video game..." - James

"Just throw 'em in the river" - Medium referring to the Atlantic Ocean

"This guy picked the wrong spic to fuck with" - Big Dave

"It's in the back of mah truh!" - Nick

"It was like the VDOT killers and....." - James
"Yeah! I remember them!" - Nick

"Aw c'mon now!" - Nick

"Aaah aauu ohhhh hhooohhh." - James

"Naw! We're qood guys... we're not looking for any trouble... Please don't hurt us! waaahhh! Naw!" - AmbASSador James

"Hey how about we - awww... My name is Bre-awwww... I got a great id-awww..." - Brent

"OK! The lights work! damn! argh! jeeze!" - People at AMC 24 after Tim flicked the lights on and off in the theater before the movie started

"I'm gonna shower with the SQUEEEEEGE! ... whoops" -Tim realizing there might be people in the chat room who know who the squeege is

"Rick is a hornball!" - Medium Dave

"You gotta eat, drink, and breathe ass! ... Actually, nevermind that... that's kinda sick." - Tim explaining how committed one must be to play grabass

"I'm gonna get drunk offa weiners!" - Medium Dave

"Huaghhhh... I've had, like, three beers... so that means I've had nine." - James

"He's setting the timer right now and getting in [the picture[. All his friends are getting in it. Hang on... [picture is taken] Ok, babe, I'm back." - Robert Sledge on the phone with his girlfriend referring to Sloan

"Sorry, guys, I haven't talked to my girlfriend in a really long time." - Robert Sledge for some reason apologizing to some dorky fanboys for talking to his girlfriend... needless to say, we accepted the apology

"What the fuck, man!" - Some frat boy getting mad at some red headed guy for kicking im in the back when it was actually TIM!

"Well I dunno James." - James' Dad says this all the time(adopted by everyone)

"Not for Brent" - Anyone around Brent

"Yeah, Buddy!" - Nick

"Common Happy Chickens, Common! BOK, BOK!" - Tim

"Hey (Undeciferable Nick Like Babble)" - Nick (adopted by Sloan and Sean esp. around Tim's dreamgirl)

"What the hell?" - Person in next car when, in traffic, he or she hears undeciferable Nick-like babble being yelled from Sean's car

"I'm gonna kick those cops' asses!" - Nick

"......CHOCOLATE!" - Bob (when asked what Evil J's stuff tastes like)

"Hello, is Katherine there?" - Big Dave

"Hey Ben your car is leaking fluids." - Sean

"Hey look! it's James." - Everyone

"Whoa Nick is still folowing us. Oh Shit!" - Sloan

"Yeah, this guy in a red car was following us." - Sloan

"Those are my knives officer."- Sean

"UPDATE YOUR 2D VIDEO DRIVERS!!!!" - Brent

"Ead da boddy" - Tim
"No, I do not want to 'Eat the party'" - Sloan

*Sputter* *Thunk* - Martin's Truck

"What does Bob hate most about eating bald pussy? . . . Putting the diper back on!" - Tim

"Rough on the throat, sweet on the brain." - Ben B.

"My MAN!" - Paul

"I am ready to PAR-TAY!" - Tim

"We're going to the beach (repeat ad nauseum)" - Ben R.

"Yo! My man said Jell-O-Shooters" - Black Guy from Taco Bell (adopted by Tim and Sloan)

"Did you get that off the internet? You guys should DIE!!" - Drew

"Nothing wrong with (insert something here that is actually VERY wrong)" - Ben R.

"What? I'll give it to her." -Sean

"Son of a bitch!!" -Big Dave

"Damn, that shit is strong!!!!" -Bob

"Am I walking in a straight line?" -Bob

"Yes you are! That means you can have another beer!" -Big Dave, Sean, Sloan

"What! You're the one that keeps doing that shit!" -Bob

"At least we know Sloan will never be a chronic smoker." -Mike

"I wanna try it." -Mike

"Left turn must yeild on green." -Mike

"Butta....." - Nick

"I find this unacceptable" - Beldar Conehead ( adopted by Sloan )

"D'oh......" - Homer Simpson ( adopted by Sloan )

"I want some puuhhh....." - Tommy Lee

"I want to stick my d*** into some ppuussssyy!!" - Bob

"eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??" - Saunders ( adopted by Sloan and Sean)

"Cuba!!!!!" - Brent

"...es muy, muy bad." - Big Dave

"What the hell?!?!" - Bob

"I've always wanted to try that." - Mike

"Deal with it!!" - Bob

"What?! I'm going to stab you. *thpt* " - Sean

"What the.....??" - Sloan and Sean

"Tom Lucas only gives 50%" -Tom

"Snap, ohh, there goes Sloan's body" - Tom

"Damn it!! I only did it once!!" - Mike

"Oh man!" -Rick

"Man, back in Turkey......." -Eric

"Ooooooo, it's in your fucking magazine bitch!" -Bob

"ah ha, Bob cursed, he's goin to Hell." -Big Dave

"What's this got in it, a V6?" -Eric

"Listen, just because you've never had your head between a chick's legs..." -Eric

"Is it buzzin' when you can't feel your legs?" - Sloan

"Sex causes vaginal stress. Am I tellin' the truth?" - "Doc"

" *Bbbbbbbbllllllaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhh* " - Sloan

"Sloan, couldn't you do that in my neighbor's yard" - Bob

"I don't want to be the leader of your group, I actually want to get pussy." -Eric

"Man, I need some ass" - Rick

"Look at the weapons of mass destruction" - Tom

"Uhh, Dave" - Big Dave

"Crazy Mexican" - Sean

"You guys are going to get shot" - everyone but Sloan, Sean, Bob, Big Dave

"Yeah, we were almost killed last night!!" - Sloan, Sean, Bob, Big Dave

"Wouldn't that be crazy if that was him behind us? ............OH SHIT IT'S HIM!!!!!" - Big Dave

"I see Jeep headlights behind us. Fifty yards and closing fast.....I don't believe it." - Sean

"You guys are paranoid, it's not him. *turns around* eeehhhhhh, There he is!!" - Bob

"Shit....This guy's really starting to creep me out" - Sloan

"SLOAN RUN, eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh, IT'S THEM..........." - Bob

"What pictures? We didn't take any pictures. What? Ohhh, those pictures." - Big Dave

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DUMBFUCK MOTHER FUCKERS THINKING?!?! DON'T BRING THEM BACK TO MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!" - Sloan

"Stupid drug dealers!!!" - Sloan, Sean, Bob, Big Dave

"After tonight we have to make some new rules." - Sean

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